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adam chanler-berat. jenn damiano. meghann fahy. next to normal. brian rosenthal. meredith stepien. nick lang. darren criss. starkid. george watsky. kush mody. kate nash. creme fraiche. hufflepuff pride. perks of being a wallflower. walk the moon. fangirling. silly theatre stories. buttz and poop. (You won't see any actual buttz/poop but you'll see the words a lot!)

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but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb
posted 6 hours ago via doctorwho · © freyjas with 53,495 notes

olgg:

kittyrawh:

thefreshprinceofbelgravia:

moriartea:

a-study-in-stink:

sakibatch:

vendemiaires:

adele wins an oscar

a distance scream is heard

she’s not even an actress leo cries

he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch

‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston

fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman

I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,

I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts Tony Stark

AND I’M JAVERT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME sings Russell Crowe.


samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.


allonsyforever:

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Best thing about this is that JUSTIN LITERALLY GOES IN FOR THE LIPS AND SELENA’s LIKE Um NOPE


no-i-shant-its-christmas:

benedict—cumberbitch:

chanel-smokes:

someoneisstrugglingtobefree:

eatmekissmefuckme:

THIS.

This should be on every billboard across the world until people truly understand it’s meaning and everyone accepts everyone else as equals  

yes^

This is perfect wow

no-i-shant-its-christmas:

benedict—cumberbitch:

chanel-smokes:

someoneisstrugglingtobefree:

eatmekissmefuckme:

THIS.

This should be on every billboard across the world until people truly understand it’s meaning and everyone accepts everyone else as equals  

yes^

This is perfect wow



joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

image



“Give me pain if that’s what’s real
It’s the price we pay to feel.
The price of love is loss
But still we pay, we love anyway”


castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 


bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves




morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this


trillow:

“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move